My first entry.. .this should be interesting.
First off I'm not suppose to talk about my work...but then what would be the point of a journal or blogging. My job doesn't allow me to put out my emotions...so I've heard that writing it out is a safe way to do it.
I'm a secret agent. I am called Agent O...which is really just the letter of my first name. But people at the office-other agents- call me Agent Zero...you know...cuz O looks like 0...and I supposedly make mistakes all the time....yeah I think it's lame too...
I'm known in my office as the klutz...always messing up and just barely getting my job done...
Just the other day I had to follow a 'target' and spent a good hour doing so...thought I was doing the right thing....turns out I was following his doorman. I got the ID on the guy wrong. TOTAL embarrassment. It was just another long and dreary day...of making mistakes. So on the way to the office to tell my boss about this failure I ran into the target...literally. He was on foot and I hit him...didn't see him till it was too late...Oops.
Without these lucky turnouts, I swear that my boss, Agent D, would lose his patience with me. I must have a knack for always making up for whatever mistake I had made. You ever see that movie 'Get Smart'? Yeah.....I'm like a female version of the guy...so i've been told.
Then there's Agent P.....so handsome...dreamy...and perfect...he's so good at his job and never makes mistakes and every once in awhile he covers for my mistakes. In fact he is so good... they have assigned him to someone to constantly monitor....some crazy scientist kind of guy. Only the top agents are assigned to a target and the scientist guy has got some serious issues. I once saw that he'd done a video blog about how to be evil...teaching evil laugh.
So that's the beginning...of this awkward journaling ...journey. It will be interesting to write down all my crazy adventures...most of them...ok so they are too worried about letting me go on adventures....
Today's End...
First off I'm not suppose to talk about my work...but then what would be the point of a journal or blogging. My job doesn't allow me to put out my emotions...so I've heard that writing it out is a safe way to do it.
I'm a secret agent. I am called Agent O...which is really just the letter of my first name. But people at the office-other agents- call me Agent Zero...you know...cuz O looks like 0...and I supposedly make mistakes all the time....yeah I think it's lame too...
I'm known in my office as the klutz...always messing up and just barely getting my job done...
Just the other day I had to follow a 'target' and spent a good hour doing so...thought I was doing the right thing....turns out I was following his doorman. I got the ID on the guy wrong. TOTAL embarrassment. It was just another long and dreary day...of making mistakes. So on the way to the office to tell my boss about this failure I ran into the target...literally. He was on foot and I hit him...didn't see him till it was too late...Oops.
Without these lucky turnouts, I swear that my boss, Agent D, would lose his patience with me. I must have a knack for always making up for whatever mistake I had made. You ever see that movie 'Get Smart'? Yeah.....I'm like a female version of the guy...so i've been told.
Then there's Agent P.....so handsome...dreamy...and perfect...he's so good at his job and never makes mistakes and every once in awhile he covers for my mistakes. In fact he is so good... they have assigned him to someone to constantly monitor....some crazy scientist kind of guy. Only the top agents are assigned to a target and the scientist guy has got some serious issues. I once saw that he'd done a video blog about how to be evil...teaching evil laugh.
So that's the beginning...of this awkward journaling ...journey. It will be interesting to write down all my crazy adventures...most of them...ok so they are too worried about letting me go on adventures....
Today's End...